buttcrack santa

the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny

Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.

by gossip rat December 2, 2020

Buttcrack oyster

Residual leftovers of poo hanging to buttcrack hair. Also referred to as dingleberry

Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!

by May 23, 2023