one who lusts after guys asses
that butt ranger would love to stick his pole up your ass
by MAJOR BUTT RANGER March 03, 2003
Can you define these popular missing words?
A gentrified lesbian that maintains a constant state of irony no matter the context. Said persons usually only associate with ONE person: either a much fatter Butt Ranger or a homosexual black man. Activities include: watching "Daria", blogging about how much they hate progress, pretending to like noise music, riding fixed gear bikes, drinking shitty beer, shaving their heads, growing testicles, and feigning bitterness over a time when they were once STRAIGHT to mask the fact that they have no point of reference. EVER.
I tried to have this conversation with a butt ranger yesterday, but all she did was watch boys don't cry in men's underwear and practice not smiling at pictures of straight guys.
by boosietolemedeydykin September 17, 2009