Scottish Buttpipe 

The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe

Wow, I fell asleep last night listening to Nick give that Bitch a Scottish Buttpipe

Scottish Buttpipe by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009

buttpipe

An insultory phrase describing someone as an asshole, poop chute, assface, etc. Usually denotes extreme stupidity, retardedness, assism, and all-around shittiness.

"Don't fuckin kill me you Roman buttpipes!" cried Jesus during the crucifixion.

buttpipe by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 21, 2004

buttpiper 

One who is so full of utter bullshit, that he speaks or "pipes from his ass".

Guy#1 : Dude. I saw Angelina Jolie at the mall today. She wanted me so bad.

Guy#2 : Dude, you're such a buttpiper

buttpiper by johnnyunitas January 25, 2006

buttpipe shitpole 

Lil' Wayne, JohnTravolta, Tom Cruise, Danny Glover, Mel Gibson (FOR SURE)

"Yeah, next time I see that guy I am thinking about punching him in the choad for grabbing my girlfriend's clit through her pants...whatta buttpipe shitpole."

buttpipe shitpole by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009

butwipe 

(Taralynn) A huge retard who wears suspenders and dances to G-slide. She needs to be sent to the looney-bin.

Ow! You kissed my eye butwipe!!!

butwipe by courtney Boo April 27, 2008

buttpipe

a long tube or hollow body used for inhalation of smoke, usually from burning pubic hairs in areas surrounding the anus.

"Please sanitize my buttpipe after you're finished."

buttpipe by Trey Paxton December 9, 2008

Butwiper 

Butwiper; Another name for Budweiser beer, because of the massive amounts of morning shits created by drinking excessive amounts of the beer.

Dan: Fuck that man!! Never again!! I shit out two loafs of bread and three bowls of rice this morning because of that butwiper shit I drank all night. Next time its Miller time. Tom: I hear that man!!

Butwiper by 186 mph January 17, 2010