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jk but not really 

The cool phrase that only ill people say in a situation where you say something, then say your kidding, then say but not really. Usually people say just kidding and in their heads they think "but not really." In this case, you say it out loud. COOL RIGHT!? well if you dont get it then you should just fucking die cuntbag. kthnxbye!
Kate: What are you doing here, uh, how do you know where I live?
White: It's called the Freedom of Information Act, Kate. The hippies finally got something right. Haha. jk but not really.

A scene from the AMAZING movie Dodgeball

not really but hey... 

You can get away with saying anything as long as you say this directly after what you say.
not really but hey... by A. Heid January 27, 2004

It might sound super duper important, but its really not 

Typically said by people of a sub-average IQ in relation to things that are indeed, rather important.
Dude 1: Hey man you should probably look at applying for some jobs?
Dude 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

Chick 1: Hey sis you should probably not do drugs and then drive around, the police might catch you!
Chick 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend 

You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.
Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself 

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.
I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026