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It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me 

A typical Plumber to customer remark on viewing a well blocked toilet," It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me"
Embarassed customer- I'm so sorry but the toilets full of floating shit and paper, it makes me want to throw up.

Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.

Shaiko but better

That one guy in that discord server that thinks he's funny.
That guys is being a total "shaiko but better"

YEAH! He thinks he's the only one that's seen urban dictionary before!

butterface(but her face) 

a girl that has a nice body butt boobs and such but her face is very revolting
That chick? dude she is such a butterface(but her face).

but its better if you do 

A song written by panic! at the disco. The music video consits of majority of the band looking depressed but the lead singer Brendon Urie is having the time of his life in an illegal strip club. Brendon then gets a lap dance from his onscreen girlfriend and then gets arrested with his girlfriend. Just a normal day in a panic! at the disco music video
"wow my life is pretty shit"
"well at least you didnt get arrested in an illegal strip club like brendon urie in but its better if you do"

But Her Face (Butterface)

A girl who is ugly everywhere but her face. Extremely anorexic and unable to fit into most clothes, this But Her Face (Butterface) has a beautiful face with pronounced cheekbones and jaw because of her bony-ness. She has no boobs, flat ass, and no waist (because of her stick thin figure.... tiny hips, tiny chest).

The opposite of the above mentioned girl. An otherwise curvy and gorgeous girl who has a facial skin problem or was born with less than ideal facial features. She is gorgeous everywhere but her face.
1.That butterface ,But Her Face can fit into size 0 but even that size seems too large for her ugly anorexic body, all her clothes look like potato sacks they just drape over her shapelessly! At least her face is still pretty.
2. This butterface (But Her Face) fatty has quite an impressive cleavage, but her skin is so oily that her face is full of zits!

3. What a But Her Face (Butterface) !

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled 

orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.
Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled