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Burnt Face Man 

A series of short cartoons by David Firth. Burnt Face Man is supposedly a superhero named Burnt Face Man, but doesn't have many powers. He also has a burnt face. He can however create a SONIC BOOM although it is weak. Burnt Face man is reputed to be gay, and has two main foes, Man Spider and Bastard man. He enjoys playing Mel Gibson's safari 3 and having a piece of cheese. Anger Man gave him a golden shower while listening to cradle of filth.
Burnt Face Man: Take that crime, you shit!

BFM:You there, are you a crime...inal a criminal?

BFM: Well if it isn't my old foes Man Spider and Bastard Man.

BFM: That's it, I'm adding you to my list marked villains
Rockhead Rumple: No, take me off the list, cross it off!
BFM: No Sir!
RR: Dickehad, you're a dickhead!
BFM: Not one!
Burnt Face Man by grubbly plank October 11, 2007
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burnt face man 

A hilarious flash animation about a superhero with a burnt face!"
SCENARIO 1:

BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"

MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"

BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"

SCENARIO 2

BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"
burnt face man by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

burnt face man 

a big gay man with a burnt face. superhero in the same league as salad fingers
"i bet your gay"
"i'm not gay, i have a calender with naked ladies on......at home"

Face like a burnt thong 

Australian slang for an extremely unattractive person, thong's being rubber flip flops, and you can generally imagine what they would look like if burnt.
Shit Bazza, that sheila has a face like a burnt thong.

Face like a bucket of burnt Lego 

someone who is a bit of a Minger, or Munter.
Jocelyn Wildenstein has a face like a bucket of burnt Lego
The face one make right after taking a shot. Similar to a sour face, but more intense.
Haha look at that bro's burn face. He cant handle this shit!
Burn face by partygirl. March 4, 2011

burn yo face 

To consume hard alcohol, in particular Firefly Sweet Tea
When we were playing Kings, Mike drew a 4, meaning that all girls had to drink. Immediately, Hamid screamed, in Chappelle-esque fashion, "Burn Yo Face"
burn yo face by Dr. Rip February 19, 2010