burning turds

the act of passing gas when you have to take a shit

I needed to take a dump but there was no bathroom so I just kept farting instead. "Hey dude quit burning turds over there."

by girl friday and right hand man December 17, 2008

turd-burn

whe you take a really hot shit while playing footbal. smearing down your pants and burning your pants.

I got a turd-burn while playing football.

by footballgod November 12, 2015