An occurance common with many Italian and Persian males and most Samoan females, it's a shit that once shat
, attaches itself to you're ass hairs and is pulled back up once its head hits the water.
Girl 1: I heard that Persians keep scissors by their toilets cause of all the bungee shits they take!
Girl 2: I heard black people are more likely to die of heart failure!
--Dialogue from recess at John Wayne Bobbitt Elementary