Skip to main content
A majestic and mythical creature. It is generally a very cheerful and sociable animal that enjoys the company of other creatures, mainly rabbits.
Often hard to communicate with as it has a tendency to sleep at abnormal times, and has no exact sleeping pattern. It is neither nocturnal nor diurnal, and its sleeping patterns is hard to predict. It exists predominantly on a diet of curry and baffles medical science as it never appears to suffer from malnutrition. You will be very lucky if you come across a bumwin, as they are a rare and endangered species.
"oh look, there's a wild bumwin"
bumwin by hashgemashgi April 11, 2013
Related Words
A wife who looks like a bum. T-shirts, pajama bottoms, weight gain and SUVs are popular with bumwives.
My gf was a hottie, but we got married and had a kid. Now she is a bumwife.
bumwife by Jay Fanzen June 3, 2010
(Adj) A 'bumwindow' occurs when someone is sitting in a chair that has a hole in the back, most commonly in a school assembley, and has their arse hanging out so you can clearly see it through the gap in the chair. Urgh.
1)'Sarah... don't look now, but Natalie has a bumwindow'
2)Alison: 'Hey Maryweather! Did you enjoy the concert last night?'
Maryweather: 'No, because some stupid bitch sat infront of me had a bumwindow.'
Bumwindow by Sallinat October 30, 2007

Bum Wine Wednesday

More commonly referred to as “BWW”, Bum Wine Wednesday is a weekly tradition that originated at Willamette University in Salem, Oregon. BWW essentially involves buying and consuming a range of "Bum Wines,” such as M/D 20 20, Wild Irish Rose or Thunderbird. Participants in BWW are encouraged (by tradition), after buying their Bum Wine for the night, to give their change to a homeless person before returning to campus or an off-campus location. The tradition is now practiced on college campuses across America, particularly in locations with particularly high homeless populations.
Tonight, we shall drink from the bottom of the bottle, for it is Bum Wine Wednesday, and we must tilt to the howl of these American streets.

"Happy Bum Wine Wednesday!" Exclaimed Jenny as she withdrew a silver coin from within the homeless child's sooten ear, placing it in his outstretched palm a-tremble.
Bum Wine Wednesday by Milstein January 28, 2006

bumkineer 

a typical small town person that knows no better
this bumkineer siting behind me really staring to get on my last nerve.
bumkineer by varavva December 24, 2009
1. Toilet paper.
2. An obnoxious or dishonest person.
1. Nick, toss me in some bumwipe. The roll is empty.
2. He owes me $20, the bumwipe.
bumwipe by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003