Immaculate Buttpirate 

A gay man who rapes other men and leaves no evidence behind.

The Newspaper Times

FRONT PAGE NEWS

POLICE SEEK OUT AN IMMACULATE BUTTPIRATE FOR QUESTIONING!

In today's story a man claims being raped by a person of the same gender. There is no evidence of the person who is responsible. Police are trying to figure out who the perpetrator is. There is no evidence in the scene of the crime.

Immaculate Buttpirate by YaniK August 7, 2009

burpipated 

When you have to burp, but it won’t come out. Like constipated, but with a burp.

After drinking a soda, Lainey was miserably burpipated.

burpipated by Lou Lou Cat January 17, 2019

buttpirate 

someone who enjoys ravaging and raiding someones ass hole searching for lost treasure, or just fir pure enjoyment.

Harvey the buttpirate plundered Blackbeards ass numerous amounts of times. Blackbeard enjoys this type of enjoyment.

buttpirate by John Gentry August 16, 2003

retarded bum pirate 

a back door burgler

some one rapes people up the arse

sunny creswell is a retarded bum pirate

batman was raped bye a retarded bum pirate

and harry potter is a retarded bum pirate

retarded bum pirate by josh hankin September 11, 2005

buttpirates 

Men who sail the seas in a buttship searching for lands of carelessness and homosexuality. When not on a buttisland, they spend their time on their buttship, drifting to sea, fucking each other in the arses.

Here come the Buttpirates again, here to raid our anal cavities.

buttpirates by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

buttpirate 

Another term for a homosexual, or alternatively a similar reference to a person who would otherwise be deemed ghey

Joe- Dude he is such a buttpirate!
Phil - Yeah man he is totally ghey...

buttpirate by Braydin February 10, 2003

bumpgrade 

The act of trading up an item for something else slightly better, even though what you have is perfectly good.

A small bump in features, performance or design that usually includes a hefty repeat purchase.

1. "When I saw the new iPod Nano had video recording, I knew I needed a bumpgrade from my old one".

2. "I was sick of always charging my old cell phone, so instead of buying a battery, I did a bumpgrade to the next newer model".

bumpgrade by StormWard July 4, 2010