Slang: A person, usually male, who is 'special', particularly clumsy while multi-tasking (ie talking and walking down stairs). Would benefit with the addition of protective padding, hence the name 'Bumpers'.
Watch your drinks, here comes Bumpers
by Smellyjelly April 03, 2011
The indigenous Australian (Aboriginal) word for a discarded cigarette end that contains enough tobacco to be lit and enhaled.
"Ehhhh Cuz, gudda bumper, bruz?"

"Carn Cuz, gis ya bumper--- Darnt put it out in the bin, bruss, garn hafta gettim out cuz. Carn gissa bumper bruz?"
by Rock The Boat August 29, 2009
voluptuous buns
Chris longed to touch her bumpers.
by swedeheart April 05, 2011
To "bumper" refers to the act of collecting food left over by others after a meal in a restaurant (total strangers) and eating it yourself, without concern for potential infection. You do it after they've left but before the bus boy has cleaned up the table.
People have various "bumper lines," i.e., limits to which types of food or drink they're willing to bumper.
True "bumpering" is done regardless of whether the bumperer has money or is hungry. It's a principle-based practice to avoid wasting food. But hunger or poverty can also be major motivators.
"Dude, that couple's leaving behind a whole plate of fries!"
"Go bumper it bro!"

"Hey man, check out this sandwich I got."
"Is that a double burger with only one bite taken out?"
"Oh man, what an excellent bumper."

"You want some of this soda I bumpered?"
"No man, drinks are past my bumper lines."
by brotherofthechamp September 03, 2009
farting on a girls tongue while she gives you a rim job.
when your girls gives you a rim job and you fart you have now given her a bumper.
by ur mommy December 16, 2006
The part of a car that collides first in a front or end-on collision. (Americans use the word fender).
My bumpers all bashed after that crash.
by Tom_NZ April 01, 2007
1. Group of sexually desirable people. Usually good looking and raunchy.
2. Group of good looking females, usually with ample breasts.
3. Ample and aesthetic breasts. Juggs. Hooters.
1. I got invited to the bumpers party at my school. Whoo-weeee!
2. Dude! look at those bumpers sitting there. Think we should make a move?
3. She removed her bra, man, and one look at those bumpers on her and i almost dropped.
by Brian Eakerous December 15, 2003

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