bum wad

(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.

The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

bum wad

Toilet paper. Ass wipe. Bumf. Bumfodder. Mountain money.

Oh sweetheart, we're out of bum wad in here. Would you please fetch me a roll?

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

Bum Wad

A cigarette rolled from dried pine needles camping

We have no smokes but can roll some bum wads to get us by….

by Yaesh September 4, 2022