This is when you have that pre-shit feeling of having a damp bum hole... To 'blot a bumhole' is when you don't actually need the shit (yet), but do need to address the dampness of the said bum hole with a kitchen towlet or similar.
by James Morris (Shorty) April 30, 2008
by Dig priz June 1, 2018
"You're such a poo face bum hole!"
by Lisa Whitehead and Ivy Bustamante April 9, 2006
Boy : I broke up with my girlfriend
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!
by mrtroller977 October 31, 2011
Biting into a delicious smelling pre-packaged, school safe brand banana bread only to find it tastes so revolting it's reminiscent of a bum hole. You spit it out immediately and notice wispy cotton candy like mold on the banana bread you just ate.
Jolyne: "Did I tell you about the bum hole banana bread I ate yesterday?"
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!
by Your_mum69 October 21, 2020
A Bullet Hole Bum Fuck is where a person shoots another person with a gun, and then fucks the corpse in the bullet hole.
PJ: "Hey Joey, did you see that story on the news last night?"
Joey: "Nope, what was it about?"
PJ: "This crazy ass old man shot another guy in the head, then fucked him in the bullet hole!"
Joey: "HOLY SHIT! that is crazy!"
PJ: "Your damn right it is!"
Joey: "Now that's what you call a Bullet Hole Bum Fuck."
Joey: "Nope, what was it about?"
PJ: "This crazy ass old man shot another guy in the head, then fucked him in the bullet hole!"
Joey: "HOLY SHIT! that is crazy!"
PJ: "Your damn right it is!"
Joey: "Now that's what you call a Bullet Hole Bum Fuck."
by Doughboii_Swagg January 25, 2010
an irish term for a homosexual man, this is an offensive term which others may find funny if it is aimed at someone else..
by the urban rapist November 2, 2010