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Buisness Man Keith

Business man Keith is a very successful business man especially when it comes to stocks and loans
He's a bit short tempered with people he doesn't know but once he warms up to you he becomes overprotective

His friends describe him a overprotective, dramatic, and short
He is popular throughout Twitter for tweeting random controversial topics and just being a mob boss

He once paid 9 seventh grade students to jump a class mate of his because he owed him money. Many think he's a coward for that but others say it's him moving pawns in a chess game.
Wow is that Buisness Man Keith he said that waffles are better than pancakes
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business man special 

Sex over lunch
I went over to Allison's for a business man special.

good business man 

a man of Indian descent who owns a little corner store, often referred to as a "Hindu Hut," who sells dutches at a reasonable price and is always open for business, even on New Year's!!!
Let's stop by the good business man and grab a snack and a few dutches.

I love that the good business man is open 24 hrs right across the street from me!!
good business man by nanny clam January 24, 2011

business man 

Someone who wears a suit in casual places or carries a suitcase with them to most places. This act is usually done to bring attention to oneself as an important or otherwise note worthy person. Often they are loning assholes that want to look cool.
"Hey look at that retard, he thinks hes a business man."
"I bet he is gay"
business man by Oprah4Prez September 24, 2006

Business Man's Special 

Term for Dimethyltriptamine, a hallucinogen drug. Also commonly referred to as DMT and Dimitri.
Dude, i'm going to Psytopia this week, i hope i can score some business man's special before then.
Business Man's Special by Emilmo October 12, 2005

Business man's lunch 

3 martinis and some pretzels. Commonly used to make the long half of the day a little more pleasant.
Boss: "Why are you in such a good mood?"

Employee: "Just came back from a business man's lunch."

B: "Oh... What did you have?"

E: "Ummm.... Some Pretzels."
Business man's lunch by Kmadd December 14, 2004

Business man's lunch 

Going to the strip club during the day.
Hey guy's, let's go to a business man's lunch at Showgirls.
Business man's lunch by Vegas702 October 31, 2018