Buechlered 

A state of extreme intoxication. Unable to preform simple tasks due to your liver processing an overwhelming amount of alcohol

Will: Bro! You were so buechlered last night! My sister had to drive your truck home.

Pat: Yea I know. My parents busted me the second I walked through the door.

Buechlered by Barton's fun-stopper September 21, 2011

Buehler 

<noun> Most commonly seen as a last name. The spelling took form when Germans with the last name Buhler wanted to be more American. Probably one of the coolest names to be heard seeing that it is very similar to Ferris's last name in a famous movie you may have seen... Ferris Buellers Day Off.

"Hey. Theres that Buehler kid! Is he related to Ferris?"

Buehler by peasandcarrots March 22, 2009

buehlered 

A rather uncomfortable moment of possibly endless silence that makes any IM/Chat user feel like a complete tool. This causes them to type the word "buehler?" in usually a futile attempt to get reestablished in conversation. It is brought on by the buehler-e saying something so socially odd the buehler-er is left speechless, unable to type or so morally offended that they have to find any reason humanly possible to end the chat session and leave the buehler-e hanging as a means of punishment.

I was only kidding about wanting to sleep with your sister, she is not my type, I like thin girls...buehler, buehler? Dude are you there? Ugh, WTF...I think I am typing to the wall again. I clearly have been buehlered by you. IM me when your free, OK? I want to finish this up about your sister.

I buehlered that schmuck for talking smack about my sister.

buehlered by Thwackistan July 26, 2010

Buechner 

If you meet a teenager with the surname of Buechner, you should avoid this person at all costs! This person is unfortunately repeats the Pop Smoke lyrics from the hit song "Dior" She like the way that I dance She like the way that I move She like the way that I rock She like the way that I woo" CONSTANTLY. This person watches My Hero Macadamia on repeat for 23 hours and 69 minutes per day. Finally, he is super good at swimming in Loot Lake with all his flopper friends!

Person 1: "Did you see that guy named David Buechner? He was swimming in Loot Lake with the Golden Slurpfish and Midas Flopper!
Person 2: OMG! Yeah I did he's soooooooo flippin sexy, I wish he would talk to me, but he watches My Hero Macadamia. 🚩

Buechner by Big Muscular Daddy Asian December 11, 2022

jud buechler 

The act of participating in a three-some - or really any act of sex with simultaneous, multiple partners - and not receiving any "play."

"Me and my BRO scored six hot slam pieces and brought em' back to the pad and 'knocked some boots.' I literally did all the work! My bro was a total jud buechler.

jud buechler by tjw8790 August 25, 2010

Dane Buechler 

A person

Dane Buechler is a person.

Dane Buechler by YAYMANYAY January 26, 2022

Baechler 

Known for great kissing skills. Hilarious in every way possible. Will do anything for you, very generous and kind. Baechlers are very easy to fall for. <3

Kiss me again, baechler!

OMG He's such a baechler!

Baechler by Kuriyama December 30, 2008