Excess poundage in the buns (booty or buttox) resulting from half-assed dieting and half-assed exercising.
"Bundage" is a portmanteau from the combined words of "poundage" and "buns."
"In his delusionalworld of doing everything half-assed, he believed his workouts and protein dieting would give him the body of Adonis but instead all he did was up his bundage."
A sub-category of bondage wherein various types of bedding, such as bedsheets, pillowcases, and blankets, are used to restrain a submissive partner. Additionally, sleeping paraphernalia such as eyes masks, earplugs, CPAP machines, bonnets, and snore strips, are used to simulate sleeping conditions or otherwise arouse one or both parties.
Sure I’m into beddage, I just want you to put a fitted sheet on the bed with me under it while a CPAP runs in the background.