When a man wearing a magnum is fucking a woman from behind and once he cums proceeds to remove said condom, inflate it, and pop it by slapping it against the woman’s ass with a flourish.
One guy to another: “I heard Jonathan say he’s going over to her house tonight to bubble wrap the backyard
by Glow Hughes May 3, 2021
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The act of rolling up a sleeve of bubble wrap and masterbating into it. Following this, the player(s) hold(s) up the sleeve of bubble wrap close up to their face(s), and proceeds to pop the bubbles of the bubble wrap, trying to avoid getting their own jizz on their face(s) in the process.
One of the best sex party games of all time is definitely extreme bubble wrap. It's very wrong, yet oddly satisfying.
by TheFiend138 August 15, 2014
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A girl who is so accident-prone that she becomes injured so often that her friends will start joking about wrapping her up in bubble wrap for her own safety.
What do you usually call the husband of a bubble wrap girl? A wife-beater.
by Dale James August 6, 2017
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An entirely original, never-before-seen topic or idea; The combination of two or more unrelated ideas which have likely never been mentioned together before and which form an original and unique idea.
"So you're going to pave your driveway with chainsaw blades? That's a real Dred Scott bubble wrap idea you've got there."
by Ron Palmer July 26, 2018
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popping bubble wrap bubbles and unable to stop until all the bubbles are spent. -enjoying the assorted 'crack' sounds as well. supremely addictive!!
that bitch wouldn't stop with the bubble wrap crack...i was about to get my .45!!

whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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It is the most amazing thing ever. You can eat it and it tastes like chocolate and bubble wrap. And it pops. Which is cool. If you eat some, you will be cool.
Person 1: "Hey you want some bubble wrap?"
Person 2: "You got chocolate to go with it?"
Person 1: "Uh. . . no."
Person 2: (walks off) :mutters: "So uncool."

Cuz you all know chocolate covered bubble wrap is the best :D
by Bob!!!! September 13, 2007
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A figure of speech used to express the feeling of not wanting ones fun to be ruined by another.
Man A:"Man, did you hear that girl? She called me hot! She wasn't too bad herself..."

Man B:"Dude, that was a guy dressed as a girl..."

Man A:"Don't pop my bubble wrap."
by That one guy but not THAT guy. November 8, 2014
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