brushing the pony 

Slang for male masturbation.

"That girl was so fine, I was violently brushing the pony all night."

brushing the pony by waikikimelon June 29, 2013

Brushing Brunswicks

The act of accidentally rubbing your breasts (if a woman) or your shaft and balls (if a man) up against someone when trying to get past them in a crowded area.

1. Brooke just got done brushing brunswicks with half the people in line at the snow cone machines!

2. Bryan: this totally hot, busty woman just got done brushing brunswicks with me

Richard: niiiiiiceeee

Brushing Brunswicks by Jules Smooter February 19, 2010

Cruising for a Bruising 

someone who is pushing there luck and likely to become physically assulted for their actions

Rob) Can you please stop smoking in here, it stinks!

Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?

Rob) <exits room>

Cruising for a Bruising by footjuice_solutions June 17, 2009

Brucing 

Brucing (to Bruce or to be Bruced) involves the grasping of the base of one's penis as a means of forcing and trapping all of the locally available blood in the stalk and or shaft of the Brucer's penis. This gives the penis a large and very intimidating purple-red appearance which is frightening to other penises and can be used to assert dominance amongst a group of other penises. Brucing can also be used as a method to court potential mates or to impress your friends. While Brucing is traditionally done via use of the Brucer's hand, there are methods using such devices as ropes, cock rings, bagels, or string as a means of creating a hands-free "Auto-Bruce" which provides the Brucer with two free hands in which to point at or use other means of drawing attention to their Bruce.

"He Bruced so hard that he burst a blood vessel"
"After originally denying him, Jessica gave Jon a second go after being exposed to his awe-inspiring Bruce"
"A girl can never resist a good Brucing"

Brucing by Nasca Dopant October 17, 2011

Bruising the Banana

Similar to jacking off, but standing in a dark corner and sobbing while doing the act.

He really enjoys bruising the banana.

Bruising the Banana by mal1234 October 30, 2019

Bruning

To destroy or ruin something. Brune-ing. To brune

Dude, you suck... quit bruning all of our hacks.

Bruning by Adam Hobbs May 6, 2008

Brushing Niggaz Teef(Teeth) 

Getting multiple kills in a Call of Duty game on XBox Live.

Yo, I came to Brush Niggaz Teef son!

Q:Whatcha gonna do tonite?

A:Not much, just Brushing Niggaz Teef(Teeth).

Brushing Niggaz Teef(Teeth) by AW89 November 22, 2010