a crazy mother fucker that gets charged by deer while poaching them, steals cars and siphons gas, jumps in the river after his fishing pole while a 50 pound muskee pulls it in and is extremely racist.
Damn! That Bruce Moose siphoned gas from that cop car parked at dunkin donuts!
by Mother Fuckin MOOOOSE August 8, 2008
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A shot consisting of tequila and Hot Damn. After one takes this shot, it is required to put your hands up like antlers on your head.
Who wants a Bruce the Moose? I'm buying.
by Chucky Diesel February 8, 2010
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