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Bruce Juice 

1. quite simply it's a slang term to refer to the music of Bruce Springsteen.

2. this term could apply to the music played by any other music performer whose name is Bruce, like Bruce Cockburn.
1. On November 17, 1999 I saw Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band play at Ohio State University. The band came out and got ready. The Boss shouted out "1! 2! a 1-2-3-4!" and kicked out the jams with "The Ties That Bind". I knew then we were in for a major treat. It was 2.5 - 3 hours of pure Bruce Juice. Pure New Jerseyrock'n'roll. Sweet!

2. Earlier that year I saw (and met) Canadian folk rocker Bruce Cockburn. It was a one-man performance yet this form of Bruce Juice was also fun to see and hear.

3.

ALAN: Hey Mikey! Whatcha putting into the CD player?

MIKEY: Bruce Springsteen's album "The River".

ALAN: a double disk set! A double disk set has double the fun. Over an hour of top notch Bruce Juice. ALLLLLL-RIIIIGHT!!!!!

Bruce-Juiced

(Search youtube video "1987 Bruce Willis Seagrams"). The act of getting drunk off of Seagrams because Bruce Willis skips down the street dressed in a white suit with the ladies in order to show how cool Seagrams make you.
"Want to get Bruce-Juiced?" "Yes, because with Seagrams, 'This is where the fun starts!'"
Bruce-Juiced by juicybrucey March 3, 2010

Brune Juice 

If you brune juice, make sure you wear a condom.
Brune Juice by King Snitz August 28, 2018

Juicy Brucy

The juiciest of all Brucy’s, he is a published author of a novel called “New Hampton” #shamelesspromotion . He works as a high school teacher in Markham and his students call him Juicy Brucy. He teaches history and law
what teacher do you have for third period?
I have Mr.Bruce
Ohhh Juicy Brucyyyy

YEAH HOW DID YOU KNOW
Juicy Brucy by mydingaling January 9, 2019

Brunejuice 

A substance that cures everything such as rashes, the HIV virus, blindness, deafness, a stuffy nose, cold sore, V.D., constipation, etc. To acquire this substance you must look for the animal known as Bruno. They are very smelly. BE CAREFUL.
I had herpes yesterday and then i swallowed a mere squirt of brunejuice and I can have sex again!
Brunejuice by MEGA-slut February 1, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026