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Stirring the brown paint 

The act of having anal sex with a man or woman when they have diarrhoea.
Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna here something gross? I stirred the paint with a chick I met at the bar the other night.

Guy 2: That's nothing! I met a guy at the bar and I was stirring the brown paint all night long!

Brown butt paint 

When you have been eating greasy fast-food and have to shit really bad, but the toliet is too dirty to sit on so you bend over and fart, blowing mud all over the toliet painting it brown.
While at the red robin, I had diarrea and gas real bad. The toliet had pee on the seat so I bent over infront of it and when I farted I blew mud all over the toliet painitng it brown. Brown butt paint in da house! Booyaa!

paint the town brown 

The act of defecation.

Also referred to as free james brown, or raise a stink.

Feels good man.

This is also a way to describe what happens when the band 311 goes on tour, due the the extremely shitty nature of their so-called 'music'.
After a massive Tex-Mex dinner at El Cheko's, we slept hard all night. The next morning we funneled a gallon of hot strong coffee, after which it was time to paint the town brown.

Paint the town brown 

When your going out on the town and you know its gonna be a shit show.
"Fuck man we sure are gonna paint the town brown tonight".

Brown Painter 

A girl who constantly shits on your dick well analing her
Adam:How was the girl?
Noah: Shes great, but the fact that shes a brown painter gets on my nerves
Brown Painter by ng11 June 10, 2009

painted a brown starfish 

Have you seen Robyn's underwear?
No why?
She's painted a brown starfish in them