Head Chief of Brown Nosers 

This is a very time consuming occupation. Strongly related to a brown noser, this person spends many of hours sucking the dicks of ALL of the upper management.

Although they do NOT discriminate, the tell tale signs that someone around you may be the head chief of brown nosers MAY differ from men to women.

When the head chief is a man, he is most recognized by the bald spot on the back of his head, caused from the constant wearing from the hand(s)of the blowee.

When the head chief is a woman, you will find that she has stretch marks around her lips.

e1..Terry has been spending a lot of time in Dicks office lately, do you know what that is about..

e2..He is earning his status of Head Chief of Brown Nosers..

e1. how can you tell??

e2..The bald spot!

Head Chief of Brown Nosers by nellerpz February 2, 2008

brown-noser 

a person who tries to please (esp. one's boss) so much that their nose turns brown from kissing their ass.

That brown-noser got my f#@king promotion!

brown-noser by Anonymous May 18, 2003

brown noser

A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise, promotion, or acceptance in a group. Usually brown nosers will do anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people can also be described as losers because they can’t work for what they want, instead they play dirty and butter-up the boss/teacher/peer into getting what they want. Another word for this person is a shoe shiner or a rough translation of brown noser in Spanish is, an eye licker.

"Whoa, didya see jimmy washing the principal's car?? He's such a brown noser..."

brown noser by Chacha June 18, 2004

Given'er the Brown Noser 

When you have your girl on her hands and knees. Then you proceed to eat her pussy from behind. Getting your face and nose deep in her ass.

I woke up this morning with ass juice on my nose. That's the last time I will be given'er the Brown Noser.

Given'er the Brown Noser by Gooey Lewy May 3, 2019

brown-noser 

An ass-kisser with bad depth perception.

Johnny went the rest of the day with a brown nose because when he went to kiss his boss's ass, his nose went into his asshole.

brown-noser by "Dirt" June 5, 2004

brown noser

when someone sucks up so badly to another person, that they are literally up their ass 24/7, which gives them the brown nose

Paul: dude chris is such a brown noser.
Doug: ya i know.
Paul: no man, i mean he actually has a peice of shit on his nose.

brown noser by Sotel May 3, 2005

brown-noser 

Alike to the term ass kisser, brown-noser is a person who obviously has his/her head to close to the dirty arse of some person (or something).

Tony Blair has his head stuck up Bush's conservative arse, such a fucking brown-noser.

brown-noser by Dammo June 7, 2004