Brown ass mummy

where one shits in their hand, smears it along their whole entire asscrack waits for it to dry until its fully hardened then proceeding to put it on their face like a mummy wrap

Person 1- Yoooo have you tried this new face mask? Its the bomb

Person 2- nah, i prefer the Brown ass mummy. It cures my acne real good

Person 1- Nigga WTF......

Brown ass mummy by Brownassmummymaster67 January 16, 2026

big ol' brown ass titties 

brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings

Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!

big ol' brown ass titties by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

bite my crunchy brown ass 

1. What the Ginger Bread Man says on TimeSplitters 3

Ginger Bread Man: Bite my crunchy brown ass!

bite my crunchy brown ass by TheBlobbyShow October 16, 2007

chris brown your ass

Assaulting someone. kicking someones ass. To beat someone up.

Don't touch me, I'll chris brown your ass!

chris brown your ass by d115 February 17, 2009

Chris Brown Dat Ass 

When you get so pissed off at your bitch that you beat the living shit out of her until she cries for her daddy.

Jacob- Maayyynnn I found out Felicia was sleeping around on me, and that bitch tried to deny it. So I Chris Brown Dat Ass

Chris Brown Dat Ass by JinkleTinkle February 25, 2009

Charlie Brown Ghost Ass 

The inability to rip someone a new asshole and to be optimistic regardless of being given a hard time.

(i.e: The way that most of the characters from the "Peanuts" series treat Charlie Brown)

"Your words don't phase me; I've got Charlie Brown Ghost Ass!!!!"

Charlie Brown Ghost Ass by J.Mil January 10, 2012

Chris Brown your ass

when you feel you need to beat a woman

if you don't finish washing the dishes i am going to Chris Brown your ass!!

Chris Brown your ass by spydermann01 May 1, 2009