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brown air 

Brown air is the kind of rectal expulsion that often causes symptoms similar to those experienced by mustard gas victims. An acrid, thick, almost tangible odour.
"Goodness me, Ponsonby just snuck out as I walked in only to be assailed by a cloud of the foulest brown air!"
"Yes, he's a bastard is Ponsonby. Notorious for his obnoxious air biscuits"
brown air by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008

brown air 

Rectal emissions so profound, not only can you taste them, but you swear you can see them.
My friend ate so many tacos, he was firing off blasts of brown air all night.
brown air by Stihigh80 October 22, 2022

Air Mat Brown Eye 

While staying at a friend's house, bringing a chic home ,hitting it doggie style and sticking it in a girls butt without her permission, usually on an air matress.
"Mike Air Mat Brown Eyed that chic from the bar last night."
Air Mat Brown Eye by Vic Brown January 10, 2009

brownaire 

(V) to fart on a specific part of someones body.
last night a prostitute brownaired my eyeball and now its all pink. shit.
brownaire by mr. fart September 15, 2007

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026