Top Definition
AKA "poop touch"

A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.
Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."

"Man you've got the brown touch."
by nelly83 October 24, 2014

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