This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister

This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
Person A: your mom gay

Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father

*the whole universe collapses*
by ravjeeet March 19, 2018
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A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.

There is no female equivalent.
Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
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The brother you never had.
Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.

Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.

Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.

Guy finds other guy:

Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.

Other guy- What the fuck?
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019
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Two friends who both knowingly received head from the same girl.
Gabe- Hey just got head from Dana

Connor- No way! I did too. We're blown brothers
by master_nater February 21, 2015
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A sexual act. Performing a Double Penetration with a relative or a close friend while the female is on her period
Dude, me and Jake became Blood Brothers last night. Jess is such a nasty slut...
by Cubsbball25 May 29, 2019
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When two or more guys fuck the same female during that time of the month or

The term for the collection of men who have shared the same bloodly vagina
by Meekis36 November 11, 2020
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A straight man who goes out and/or secretly has sex with men behind their girlfriends/wives back
My lax bro Kevis such an undercover brother, he stops by gay bars every night to hook up with dudes behind his girlfriend s back.
by lil leroy October 24, 2022
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