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Broligious 

When a guy fakes being religious in order to get ladies. A broligious guy will post bible verses on social networking websites, go to "religious" youth groups, and possibly attend church (just as long as the lad(y/ies) he wants to score on is/are there). He will never have any intention whatsoever of applying the things he has posted, learned, or preached in his real life.

Side effects may include but are not limited to: Hypocrisy, Sinning, Douchiness, (Damnation?)
Bro 1: "Yo bro, you should become broligious with me. Bro 3 did it a few months ago and he's choppin' like hell."

Bro 2: "BRO! let's doooo it! Bro 3 is my Bro!"

Bro 1 and Bro 2: "KNUCKS!"
Broligious by madhints January 18, 2011
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brolivious 

Being oblivious to the actions or desires of one's bros.
I was waiting for this chick to come sit down with me, but brolivious took the seat instead.
brolivious by pontiomni November 7, 2012

Brolicious 

of the 'bro' nature. Something that is overly obnoxious, related to fratboy parties or being a total tool. An example of total douchebaggery.
"Mike your seven flipped collars are a bit brolicious, now take six of those polo shirts off before I kick your ass!"
Brolicious by Acowfrog June 15, 2009

Brosefious 

Term of endearment. It would be the full version of the name brosef.
What's the good word Brosefious? Happy Birthday Brosefious? You better watch what you say Brosefious?
Brosefious by Dmanz82 June 19, 2011

Brositis 

1) when the parties involved in a bromance are unhappy with each other.
1)What's up with JD and Turk? I thought they were buds?

Oh, they're fighting, touch of brositis. Happens in all the best bromances.
Brositis by JVDoc October 26, 2010

Brodigious

A quality characterizing someone who has many bro friends. Synonym of bropular.
OJ Simpson has been a lot less brodigious since the murder trial. Marty McFly, on the other hand, saw himself become much more brodigious since bitch-slapping Biff.
Brodigious by Sir Shiksa-lot September 8, 2013

Brositis 

Joint pain caused by participating in activities with your bros.

Examples of such activities include but are not limited to: Sitting around playing video games for too many hours on end, injuring one's self during a "hold my beer" moment, or passing out in an awkward and/or uncomfortable place or position (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).
"Bruh...my Brositis is really acting up today after jumping out of Chad's window and sleeping in the bushes last night."
Brositis by JimTheGrim September 1, 2018