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When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.
-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
Bronked by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021
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Brontëlicious 

1. A word used in reference to a woman meaning smart, funny and good looking. A mix of the two words Brontë and delicious. Not to be confused with Fergalicious, which means someone is trying too hard and/or is an annoying slut.

2. Any food cooked by any of the Brontë sisters. They were really good cooks. They were famous for that and their writing.
ex. 1
Person: Wow, that girl is brontëlicious.
Friend: I know, right?

ex. 2
Girl: I wish I could be brontëlicious.

ex. 3
Person: Wow, this food is brontëlicious. Also, I live in the 19th century.
Brontëlicious by MKWC April 6, 2010
Perfect. Lovely. Amazing friend.

People would kill to have her as a best friend.
She gives perfect advice and would drop everything just to help out a friend. Strong as hell.

She is a flicka.
"That girls just like a Bronte"
Bronte by Rockyyyyyy October 8, 2011
1. (buh-RIN-ted) A bleached or tinted item
1. From far away, the brinted shirt looked white.
Brinted by NoFear14 March 15, 2021
The very embodiment of a keystone species, the bronteroc is essential if life is to survive on a planet. The diet of bronterocs is composed of oiligarchs, social, political, and financial aristocrats, and other "takers". Without bronterocs to consume them this upper crust will smother the apple pie of life on a planet resulting in the eventual destruction of all multicellular life on the planet.
As beautiful as it is useful if the bronteroc does not evolve on a planet eventually another species will develop which will cause the destruction of the planet's biodiversity through rapacious plunder.
When you come to a broclusion that you have the inability to stop saying bro
i cant stop saying bro,bro. bro i think im broned, bro.
Broned by The Real Dave Strider February 21, 2015