by The West Side Westbrook September 10, 2011
by arandomawesomeperson October 12, 2011
Jill: "Hey babe, where you goin?"
Russ: "Up to work to see Zach, haven't seen him in like a week and I miss him"
Jill: "Dude, that's bromosexual."
Russ: "Up to work to see Zach, haven't seen him in like a week and I miss him"
Jill: "Dude, that's bromosexual."
by Blitzkrieg Betti November 10, 2011
Long, affectionate term for "brother." the other letters imply more brotherly closeness with the user.
by snoopdaveydave June 4, 2011
trying to hide what is evidently to most a secret gay sexual relationship being hid by pretending to be straight as possible in public:
Whoa... like cm'on dudes, when you are like telling each other how round those jeans make your asses look in the mall mirrors, like here like out in public, like dudes, that's like way past time to --oh wait 'just bromosexualize it', yea'k, dudes, haha.
by thatis August 2, 2009
A man who is completely straight but who every once in a while says something about a bro that implies sexual attraction. Will often compensate by saying "No homo."
Steve- "Dude, did you grow your hair out? It looks really good. No homo."
John- "Uh, thanks?"
Later...
John- "Hey, do you think that maybe Steve is gay?"
Nick- "I don't think so; probably just a bromosexual."
John- "Uh, thanks?"
Later...
John- "Hey, do you think that maybe Steve is gay?"
Nick- "I don't think so; probably just a bromosexual."
by I'mAWumbologist September 20, 2011
The art of Bros being Bros. Bromosexuality is not to be confused with homosexuality. They are two very very very very very and again i stress very different thngs. All Bros know that a Bro should obide by the simple rules of Bromosexuality. Any good Bro allways fallows the Ancient Broheeshian philosophy of Bromosexuality.
The main 5 rules of bromosexuality are:
1. Bros before hos
2. When a Bro is in need help of anything, you have drop what your doing and help him out. (However, this rule is to be voided if your Bro is doing anything that doesnt involve dumping a chick.)
3. One shall not have sex with another Bro's ex, unless she is of the hotness of atleast a 7 out of 10.
4. If one of your Bros are in a fight, you are required to "get his back" and help him out, providing that your Bro has not provoked a man that is bigger or blaccker then you are.
5. Bros are to stick together through thick and thin, or until there is no more beer available on hand.
The main 5 rules of bromosexuality are:
1. Bros before hos
2. When a Bro is in need help of anything, you have drop what your doing and help him out. (However, this rule is to be voided if your Bro is doing anything that doesnt involve dumping a chick.)
3. One shall not have sex with another Bro's ex, unless she is of the hotness of atleast a 7 out of 10.
4. If one of your Bros are in a fight, you are required to "get his back" and help him out, providing that your Bro has not provoked a man that is bigger or blaccker then you are.
5. Bros are to stick together through thick and thin, or until there is no more beer available on hand.
Guy 1: Wow, look at that guy, he is such a bromosexual. He's gotta be like, the master of Bromosexuality.
Guy 2: Yeah. I wish i were him.
Guy 1's lady friend: I must have his dick, like... now.
Guy 1: Thats understandable.
Guy 2: Yeah. I wish i were him.
Guy 1's lady friend: I must have his dick, like... now.
Guy 1: Thats understandable.
by The Bro Master November 3, 2010