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broficient 

When one is particularly skilled at doing things with his bros in mind.
Oh, you brought all the homies their own personal ______? How broficient of you.

Is ______ gonna chip in on the drank? I don't know. His broficiency status is pending.

proficiency problem

"this game is dogshit"

sounds like a proficiency problem to me
proficiency problem by hudzell September 7, 2021

certificate of proficiency 

A worthless piece of paper given to an underachiever (or someone over 30 years old with at least one divorce under their belt) from the highly prestigious Community College arena . This piece of paper proudly demonstrates the receiver’s lack of brains and discipline to go to an actual College and receive an actual degree. See also, Participation Award.
“I got my Certificate of Proficiency in Mechatronics Operations in the mail finally!”
Friend: “And you’re proud of that, wow.”

brofficiency 

The act of consuming one's own semen in order to maximize brotein intake.

Brotein Protein Douche Swoll
Yeah bro I've really been loading up this week. I started my brofficiency cycle, I'm slamming brotein shakes!
brofficiency by Crackmage44 June 20, 2016

proficiency porn

A TV or film genre depicting someone with outmatched skills in a certain area, with which he defeats all the bad guy or solves all the problems.
"Ugh... The martian is just proficiency porn"
proficiency porn by GrummbleDaddy February 18, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026