Broffellios 

When you get to a job site on the first day and everything everywhere and you just know it’s going to be fucked

Andrew and Russ get to the job site in the morning Russ opens the door and looks at Andrew saying man this job is going to be a Broffellios

Broffellios by GRKPSI January 14, 2020

Boffenmyer 

An extremely awful, bad, and stupid joke, such as one James would make.

That's what she said...

James, that was such a Boffenmyer

Boffenmyer by J. Bizzle. April 29, 2011

Broffection 

Affection shared by one or more bros, often manifesting in a sort of playful teasing. Bros can not outwardly show affection so it must be done through indirect means.

Adam: Hey man let's peg Michael with these paper balls
Justin: Yeah let's get him!
Michael: What did I do?
Sarah: aww they're just showing their broffection. #truebros

Broffection by Cwordsmith May 8, 2014

Broffee

A coffee one has with one's bro

Having a broffee at 3pm bud?

Broffee by wizbro May 30, 2015

Roffel Broffel

Invented by Charlexx & Bexlexx in 2006. This saying basically means to 'ROFL' (roll on the floor laughing) like a ho in a brothel. The spelling is different to add extra humour. Originally created to mock another friend of ours who we cannot name. We are said to 'roffel in the broffel'
This is copyright of Charlexx (GC FAN) and Bexlexx (UK LAMB GIRL)

Bexlexx: OMG, WTF. HE HAS WEIRD EYEBROWS
Charlexx: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Bexlexx: haha,newb. Roffel Broffel
Charlexx: ROFFEL IN THE BROFFEL
Bexlexx: *rolls on the floor like a dirty prostitute*

Roffel Broffel by Becky Hendrickson May 22, 2008

broffence 

When an individual commits an act which would classify them as a bro. Broffence's can range in severity from misdemeanors such as excessive gel use to felonies like multiple popped collars.

Wow Adrian I didn't think it was possible... 4 popped collars!!!! That's a broffence that is punishable by death

broffence by Rowdy_Roddy360 July 11, 2009

Broffer

A formal request in which one party asks another to be one's "bro."
(Rarely carried out between true bros)

No true bro ever makes a broffer. Being a bro is just a mutual understanding. It's quid pro bro.

Broffer by samonboy September 23, 2010