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Brocery Store

An imaginary store thought up by a bro consisting of endless isles stocked with mountain dew, polos, halo, wii, jack johnson CD's, black dildos, family guy and crocs etc.. Typical everyday commodities sought out by a true bro.
Talan, "um.. bro why do you all of a sudden have a boner?"

Brock, "bro, just thinking about a future brocery store again."

Talan, "ya bro I figured.. take me there with you bro..take me there."
Related Words
A word invented by Leslie, which loosely describes frat brother types who excessively refer to each other as "bro."
The guy at the bar was hitting on me, but he was too "broey" for my taste.
broey by Nicky Schmurda March 22, 2016

brocery shopping 

what happens when bros go grocery shopping, usually for items relating to cheap nutrition or getting drunk.
"hey man, i'm out of natty ice and dollar pizzas. we need to go brocery shopping!"
Behaving in a "bro"-like manner (i.e. displaying behavior designed to appeal to other bros in an attempt to look cool).

Often associated with behavior that is a little douchey but not enough to get shutdown
"Dude. That was a broey move. That girl was totally being sweet and you just f@#$ed it up."

"I know man but I'm not into that serious sh#t. I"m just take numbers and moving on."
Broey by Seatiff March 24, 2017
A smart and hott guy. Easy to fall inlove with, and once you're inlove with him, you can't back down. Has a beautifu; irresistable face that you just can't get enough of. Good in bed, and is off the scale from 1 to 10. A big flirt. Pulls you in, then sometimes just spits you out. But, he is sweet at the most part, very loveable, most girls love him at first sight.
Girl One - Hey, isn't that Broedy the hottest thing you've ever seen?
Girl Two - Yes. I haven't seen anyone with such beautiful eyes.
Girl Two - I'm inlove.
Broedy by pinkiwi March 7, 2010
Means brother or friend in Afrikaans
What is up, Broer?
Broer by Experienced. August 10, 2010