Dirty Brochez 

Very similar to the "dirty sanchez", but instead of wiping vaj juice on the upper lip of the girl you fooled around with, you run out of the room and do it to one of your "bros"

Eric was acting like a cocksucker last night so when i got done fooling around with lauren, I ran out and gave him a "dirty brochez"....

Dirty Brochez by Papi Ballchoader October 15, 2009

brochet

Activity in which bros gather around and crochet. Usually only occurs in the latter stages of the bromance. It's a pretty chill thing to do.

Yo, we gonna brochet tonight?
Hell yeah. You bring the yarn and I'll provide the natty.

brochet by slicksurfer1898 August 11, 2010

Brochazo 

Colombian slang. Related to sex. When a man slaps his penis on a vagina or an ass hole without putting it in.

Antonio: I gave my maid a brochazo.
Juan: Do you think she may be pregnant?
Antonio: I hope not, I'm gay

Brochazo by Sonyeri December 12, 2010

broche 

Portuguese translation of blowjob used in Portugal.

Faz-me um broche. = Blow me.
OR
Ela fez-me um broche. = She gave me a blowjob.

broche by cumilian January 11, 2009

Brochet

To crochet with the boys

Me, Tyler and Chad were brocheting

Brochet by DanThesquirrelmuncher October 24, 2020

broche 

A douchy bro. See bro and douchebag.

This guy I know is a total broche

broche by pandandy June 16, 2011

brochelor 

A hybrid of the words "bro" and "bachelor."

Basically means a bachelor who puts his bros before finding a woman.

Desperate: Hey, there's a cute girl over there. You should go swoop that up!

Me: No way, man, I haven't seen these guys in forever!

Desperate: But you're single, dude! How will you find a wife?

Me: Hey, man. I'm a brochelor.

brochelor by Blake the Brochelor January 5, 2011