A vessel used by hunks for sailing the high seas. Slow broats go to China.
My friend Steve has five of broats. We go to the marina and get lunch at Deldringos before sailing his broat.
by Teddy021 July 29, 2019
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A Broat is a Boat that contains one or many Bro's. Broats must be occupied almost solely by Bro's, otherwise it is just a boat with a Bro on it. A Broat may also contain Bro Hoe's, but they cannot outnumber the Bro's.

A Broat will be easily identifiable by the loud and obnoxious noise being emitted from it, usually in relation to drinking, partying or facial hair. A Broat can be of any size and make, but will most likely be a paddle boat or a canoe as Bro's are highly unlikely to have the attention span to drive anything bigger. Broat's are also highly likely to sink due to inattention and stupidity of the driver(s). A Broat is the highest form of water traveling douchebaggery.
Dude, that boat is sinking and the dudes on it are still drinking! It must be a broat.
by Brodius Maximus July 22, 2011
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When your homies got your back after the hoes didn’t want to give any of that good sloppy
Kyle fumbled the bag(hoes) so the boys and I came over and gave him broat
by Lurkmeister October 20, 2021
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verb.

1. a grouping of bros enjoying the act of boating or being on a water worthy vessel.
It's a killer day out, we should all go broating.
by rkellzter August 12, 2011
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Verb, to be broated. when a male is receiving oral sex by either another male or a female and they hit their gag reflex and vomit. Usually happens in parties or an unexperienced person.
John: have you seen Josh, he is walking awful funny.
Kyle: ya he got broated at that party yesterday and the acids in her stomach burned his nards.
by durian el March 11, 2011
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A pair of trousers with a career behind them. Broats are most commonly seen on elderly retired army officers. Originally the broats were part of their best suit back in the thirties; then in the fifties they were demoted and used for gardening. Recently, pensions not being what they were, the broats have been called out of retirement and reinstated as part of the best suit again.
by Nick March 29, 2003
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1.terrible food

2.burnt deep fried potatos
1. this food tastes broat

2. you broat those potatos!
by jonny! March 29, 2004
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