A male, usually between the ages of 17-30 that lives in northern California and participates in one or more of the following:
-Having tattoos of their last name on chest and/or back.
-Having tattoos of general things that most people realize and don't feel the need to put on their body.
-Wanting to fight everyone.
-Driving a lifted truck or Subaru STI.
-Coolness= saying shit that doesn't matter and having no credibility.
-Having a job in the trades and bitching about it every day so you sound like you know a lot about something.
-Owns a pair of WHITE OAKLEY GASCANS OOO YEEEAHH!
-Having tattoos of their last name on chest and/or back.
-Having tattoos of general things that most people realize and don't feel the need to put on their body.
-Wanting to fight everyone.
-Driving a lifted truck or Subaru STI.
-Coolness= saying shit that doesn't matter and having no credibility.
-Having a job in the trades and bitching about it every day so you sound like you know a lot about something.
-Owns a pair of WHITE OAKLEY GASCANS OOO YEEEAHH!
Person 1: "Did you meet your new gf's brother yet?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was a total Nor Cal Bro though."
Person 1: "How so?"
Person 2: "When I asked for a beer he said he needed to 'snatch the 30 rack out of his truck' and he'd be right back. Then he got in a fight with their neighbor and went dirt biking instead."
Person 2: "Yeah he was a total Nor Cal Bro though."
Person 1: "How so?"
Person 2: "When I asked for a beer he said he needed to 'snatch the 30 rack out of his truck' and he'd be right back. Then he got in a fight with their neighbor and went dirt biking instead."
by sqweewee July 29, 2010
So Cal Bros are prevalent at high schools and universities across America. They are young males who tend to wear "bro" tanks and hawaiian shirts, sport long hair, and use the word "chill"
They play soccer and lacrosse because they are not athletic enough to for football or baseball. They have almost no muscle mass, most can barely bench 135. The So Cal Bro's arch nemesis is the jock.
While taking a backseat to the jocks in terms of high school popularity, most So Cal Bros join fraternities in college in an attempt to boost their social standing. They have success in frats due to the fact they will do almost anything to get some pussy.
When it comes to girls, a So Cal Bro will typically play the "best friend" role. He may put up with a girl's shit for years and not get any pussy, only to wait until she is at rock bottom to make his move. After a girl has been played one too many times by "douche bag" guys, she will inevitably give the So Cal Bro, her "best friend", a chance.
They play soccer and lacrosse because they are not athletic enough to for football or baseball. They have almost no muscle mass, most can barely bench 135. The So Cal Bro's arch nemesis is the jock.
While taking a backseat to the jocks in terms of high school popularity, most So Cal Bros join fraternities in college in an attempt to boost their social standing. They have success in frats due to the fact they will do almost anything to get some pussy.
When it comes to girls, a So Cal Bro will typically play the "best friend" role. He may put up with a girl's shit for years and not get any pussy, only to wait until she is at rock bottom to make his move. After a girl has been played one too many times by "douche bag" guys, she will inevitably give the So Cal Bro, her "best friend", a chance.
by YoursTruly503 January 16, 2013