Joe Bro'd

1.Coming into contact with one or more of the Jonas brothers.

2.To be owned by the Jonas brothers.

3. To be chaste.

4. Feels like sticking your hand in a jar of peanut butter with sparkley lover boy magic jewels, only to be scauled by placing your hand in a boiling hot joe butt.

"You just got joe bro'd!"
"Put some joe bro on that shit!"
"If you aint joe broin, ya aint livin"
"You totally just got joe bro'd in the face"
" Sarah Joe Bro Pereira"
"Michael "Teddy" just go joe bro'd"
" Trent would love to joe bro all night long"
" JOE BROOOO'd!"

Joe Bro'd by Joe Bro Bear Mama October 13, 2009

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Joe Bro

Short for a Jonas Brothers' faggot-ass band member or a male faggot-ass fan.

Person #1- "Dude you can't go wrong with Led Zeppelin."
Person #2- "I don't know, I'm sort of into hip-hop."
Faggot- "My favorite band of all time is the Jonas Brothers!"
Person #1- "Dude, what a fucking Joe Bro."
Person #2 shoots Faggot in the face.

Joe Bro by AtomicHerpes December 21, 2009

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Joe Bro'd • Sloppy Joe Bro • joe the bro • bro • bro ho • bro code • Bro C • Bro Fist • Bro-Bro • bro man

Joe Bro

White man specifically middle aged or elderly

Look at old cracker ass Larry over there he's a real Joe Bro

Joe Bro by Riv61 May 15, 2022

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Sloppy Joe Bro

When you eat a sloppy Joe with your bro, then eat each others ass holes

We are Sloppy Joe Bros

Sloppy Joe Bro by ChristopherBrain March 15, 2025

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joe the bro

the bro who likes to fuck everyone whilst wanking

joe the bro has many hoes

joe the bro by jdm_joe April 20, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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