NOTE: He doesn't have a speach impediment, "ski" and "seff" may be added to the end of every other word out of his mouth."
"Nah bro, I'm playin some lax with Mike, sorry man."
"No biggy, I guess I'll just pick out my outfit for tomorrow instead."
"Sounds good, maybe we can have a chillsesh tomorrow."
This particular variety of bro always drinks the cheapest beer or liquor and may or may not smoke weed.
The clothes they wear might not be as expensive as the clothes people wear on the coasts, but these bro's are still wearing the most expensive clothes that they can. They also pimp their rides out as much as they can. They compete with money the same way, even if they have less of it.
Hobbies are the same-- weightlifting, pick-up basketball, golf, and especially, frolf.
Even though they behave as belligerently and are as disrespectful towards women as bro's anywhere else, they go to church once or twice a month. They are obsessive sports fans and if they go to a larger college (especially Big Ten) they will attend literally every home football game (if not every away game) and a very high amount of basketball games as well. They will be drunk for every game.
Chicago is bro central for the midwest, but Minneapolis/St. Paul has many bro's as well. Universities in Ohio are also notorious for bro's especially OSU and Miami U.
Don't believe you are safe from the bro stereotype if you move to the midwest!
Female two: "Yeah, it feels like we're still in San Bernadino."
Dan: "The General" by Dispatch.
Jonny: Nice, bro. I'll check it out.
Allison: (from afar) His jeans are so ripped! I wish he'd give me a friendship bracelet.
Most comfortable in social settings with limitless amounts of alcohol (hence the common association to fraternities), and an impressive coherency despite the amount of alcohol consumed. This, in combination with said confidence, has lead bros to exploit glaring insecurities in women, often by putting down and manipulating said women, which is more proof of female stupidity than any given bros demeanor.
A bro's wardrobe is perhaps the most interesting aspect of the creature, as it the most versatile of any other genre of person. There is a notable balance between every category of clothing, save emos, guidos and said "fags”. For example a flat brim(ghetto), throwback John Stockton jersey, nice shorts (preppy), and turf shoes(lax), is a staple broutfit. Not all bros necessarily have this outfit, aspects of even skater, surfer, or even casual luxury apparel withstanding, but girls will stare regardless.