british tea party

the act of tipping a female ass up. pouring a fresh pot of brewed tea into her ass. then sucking the shitty mess out with a set of straws.

for kellys going away party we preformed a british tea party on her. regardless of her wishes. wow what a shitty delicous mess. yum

british tea party by joe appenfeldt April 1, 2008

british tea cup

someone who comes from britain and regularly drinks tea.

don't be such an british tea cup

british tea cup by KetchupCake April 26, 2017

British Teabag 

Before masterbation empty a teabag but retain the string and upon climax ready the teabag and blow your wad inside of the bag. Afterwards staple the string back onto the teabag and look for someone you'd like to have a good old fashion tea party with. Make sure they're unknowing of what's about to happen, run up to them holding the teabag by the string and smack the person as hard as you can across the face with the teabag yelling the phrase "bollocks"!!

So my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me the other day, so i gave that bitch a British teabag! That'll teach her!

British Teabag by Sesinkio January 7, 2014

British Teacup 

When a girl is giving a hand or blow job and slips her pinky up into a man's b-hole; closely resembling the way British people drink their tea with a pinky in the air.

I was getting a hand-jibber from Sophia last night and she tried to give me a British Teacup so I punched her. I called her later to apologize and ask for another one, though.

British Teacup by Treece300e April 4, 2011

British Teacup 

Rehan Akhtar

It’s rehan because he’s a british teacup

British Teacup by Fjionde September 15, 2021

The British Teabag 

Containing 2 members both wearing top hats, one will place a PG tips teabag into the rectum of the other, and decant hot water from their mouth to the other member's rectum. They will then let the tea soak in. The "Tea Giver" will then lay under the "Teapot" and then allow the tea to flow into the Tea givers mouth, which is already filled with sugar.

Chase - Can we use Tetley for the British Teabag?
EDP445 - I only like PG Tips.

The British Teabag by British Teabagger December 24, 2024

The Great British Teaparty 

The Great British Teaparty is a gang or thug activity ranging around 3-10 people. These people go up to the conscious or unconscious person and each teabag them. This ritual usually lasts until the victim has died of suffocation.

Person 1 (Peter) Bro Joe this guy just Teabagged me.
Person 2 (Joe) Alright i'll be getting the squad to do The Great British Teaparty to him.

The Great British Teaparty by manofmanytitles December 28, 2022