British School Manila 

British School Manila is awesome. Yes just admitt it. the tuition fee is high but that's coz it offers a high standard teaching and the atmosphere of the school would take over any other school any time :P We have lots of rivals. ISM for one. But our lions our much better than thier bearcats. The title of this school may be BRITISH school manila but we accept any nationality (thats why we're awesome) we love sports and academics (reason number two for being awesome). Bsm Is AwEsOmE! it gets kind of boring when you ask a player from the sports teams if they won or not because we know the immediate answer is yes. Our School may not be as big as ISM but we dont want a school when we dont know who everybody is in the year because through out the whole school we know each other (another reason as to being awesome) haha im gonna write more soon.

'Wow you go to British School Manila?'
'Yep'
'Thats sexy'

'Darn we lost the football match!'
'to who?'
'British School Manila

British School Manila by ihateretainers January 19, 2011

british school of bahrain 

biggest shithole 😅

You go to BSB (british school of bahrain)? How many guys you slept with?

british school of bahrain by marshalsfm February 23, 2021

british school of bahrain 

All y’all are whores fr. Hoes, druggies and alcoholics round the halls. Get you a shawt from there ain’t no way she staying loyal. Mans fucking in the science classrooms

U in BSB (british school of bahrain)?? Y’all fucked fr

british school of bahrain by marshalsfm February 26, 2021

British School of Tirana 

The worst place to study or work at. Synonym of a shit hole.

A: Hey where's your new job at?
B: British school of Tirana
A: Shit was the morgue not hiring?

British School of Tirana by Mokky1983 August 12, 2022

british secondary school 

British secondary school is the highlight of any brits school years. We have the annoying year 7’s who don’t know where anything is, the year 8’s glad that they aren’t year 7’s anymore, the year 9’s are as annoying as the year 7’s, then year 10 actually stressing out because they haven’t revised and the top tier year 11’s just trying to pass their GCSE’s and are extremely over secondary school. Let’s not forget the walking wotsits, the Chavs, the road men and the horse girls. All ICONIC in a different way, (especially with the horse girls munching away in the corner eating the bucket of hay her mum packet for her). Anyways first thing you know letters are going home about knits and the next week your having an assembly about someone vandalising the toilets. But one things for sure......you ain’t gonna find out who did it.

Thing 1: Do you remember that creepy IT teacher we had in year 7?
Thing 2: Oh yeah the one that always put his had over the girls hands to “direct” the mouse.
Thing 1: Yeah well yesterday I found out he got fired for getting to close to the P.E. Teacher.
Thing 2: *sighs* Only in british secondary school.

british secondary school by raniaaghaxX August 23, 2020

british international school 

The School of Jews and they all learn bullshit. they only know how to show off. Everyone there is jewish

British International School Show off-"guys look i have 10 million in my wallet right now"

british international school by Sammy saleh February 7, 2018

British primary school 

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms

*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*

British primary school by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023