British Duel

When 2 men engage in a sword-fight, where the swords are their erect penises.

Person 1: Oy guvna! Those 2 wankers are really in quite a scuffle!
Person 2: They're reaching for the zippers on their knickers!
Person 1: I have to reason to believe a British Duel is about to ensue!

by yung_fish21 June 24, 2020