|1.||cup of fuck|
A term used to describe the funnyness of when a British person swears.
Also may mean a blowjob by a Brit
Mike: Yo kempe you're ugly
Kempe (in heavy british accent): Hey fuck you!
Mike: HAHAHAHA It's funny when you say 'fuck'. Would you like a cup of fuck?
A man who dosn't give a fuck about anything.
Known to gain employment only with companies who provide him with a van, the van is then used to transport friends, a place to smoke weed, a place to sleep.
WARNING- The van may never be returned even on termination of contract.
"Clive, this is John from British Gas, can we have our brand new van back please, you havn't done any work for 2 months and you were sacked last week"
"No, fuck-off, It's mine"
quite possibly the hottest Brit to walk the earth.
wow, that mischa barton bird from the OC is so hot, i want to fuck her in all her holes!
|4.||bugger off you fucking wanker|
A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"
Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!
|5.||once you go brit you never quit|
let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!
jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."
emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."
jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"
1. A person that was born in the AMERICAN CONTINENT
2. People from the USA stole the term American and brainwashed a bunch of stupid people from other countries telling the, they are called Americans.
3.Ignorant people from the USA
1. Jose: ni hao! im from Mexico
chinese: OH so your American! fuck you!
2 Brit: hi There yank.
US asshole: I'm American!!
Brit: Fuck you, you are a fat and ignorant yank and nothing more
|7.||Tea Sucking Brit|
An english person who drinks tea preferable 2 or 3 times a day. Used by many americans as an insult towards us "british" people. What can we say? Tea is a cup of life! =]
Past experience playing COD 4 on XBOX 360.
Me: "Go eat some burgers you obese fat fuck"
Some gurbby american: "Hey man fuck you, you tea sucking brit"