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Bristolville

Bristolville is a small township in Ohio. Home of Ohio's oldest Civil War monument, there are many buildings that used to be something 100 years ago, but now create a "ghost town" affect.

There is one traffic light and the only restaurant burned years ago, but you can still find overpriced gas at the convenient store that no one really knows the name of as it closes and reopens under a new name every few years so parents and children have their disagreements.

It's a good place to raise straight white kids who play basket as the k-12 high school does not have football and all athletic potiental and money must be channeled into free throws. Not that anyone's complaining.

There are corn fields and the amish are slowly moving it.
Person A: Yeah, I graduated with like 48 people.
Person B: What?!? Where are you from?
Person A: Bristolville.
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Bristolian  

A human being from the city of Bristol in south-west England. Doesn't necessarily have to be a chav because not all Bristolians are chavs (thank god). Usually have a legendary Bristolian accent and greet people by saying "Awrite Lover" or "Awrite me baba" (Baba=baby).
In a pub

Mark (to Mary): Awrite me lover?

Mary: Awrite me baba?

Mark: A pint of lager please, Mary.

Mary: Right you are my love.

Mark: We're propper Bristolian aren't we Mary?

Mary: Right you are again my love.
Bristolian by IndigoLynx January 12, 2009

Bristolian 

A Bristolian is someone from the city Bristol in England. As some people may think that all Bristolians are chavs, they are in fact not ALL chavs. Often known to bring a warm presence into a room unintentionally.
Quotes:
"Alright my luvver?"
"Gert lush!"
"I were just smoofin' the cat..."
"I be Bristolian, I be!"
And so on...
Bristolian by BristolLOVEXD September 25, 2009

Bristolian 

A person who was born and bred in Bristol. Is likely to have a Bristolian accent.
Bristolian accent = "Awrite me lover? Shall us go down Broadmead to get us some bling from Argos?"
Bristolian by j.c.d April 27, 2006

Bristolicious 

To be wounderfull in a delitfully Bristol way.
Wow, that was so good, infact you could say it was Bristolicious
Bristolicious by David I'Anson March 13, 2008

Bristoling 

The act of riding the curtails of someone else's notoriety to achieve success.
The extreme bristoling during season 11 of Dancing With the Stars led to several qualified dancers being eliminated prior to the finals, in favor of a less qualified dancer.
Bristoling by pissed_at_brist November 26, 2010

bristolized 

Bristolized ~ Verb:

Resembling or embodying the destructive nature of races at Bristol Motor Speedway and Dragway.
My car was bristolized in a fenderbender.

My face was bristolized by the wonderful sunny weather.

I am gonna bristolize your face with my fist.
bristolized by lee trout August 25, 2006