Dont mess with anyone with this name, he will rip your fucking skin off and use it as a condomn to fuck your mother, also posseses the power of mind control. His massive cockonly hangs to the right.
Douche1: Dude, I fucked with Brett Hallagan last night and he trashed my shit. I can't find my dick.
Douche2: Well shit dude, we need to find that cock.