breakfast in bed

After long night of love-making, the next morning you gently awaken your ladyfriend with gentle laps of her labia.

I had breakfast in bed yesterday morning.

breakfast in bed by lucasdailey February 13, 2006

Breakfast In Bed

When two people share the first meal of the day in bed

Chad : Oh Baby last night was amazing my cock hasn't been that deep in a while!
Chad's Wife : I love you baby how about some Breakfast In Bed?
Steve : Hey guy's I heard you want some Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : WTF!
Chad : Well he is my weekend bitch!
Steve : How about some bacon egg's & sasuage!
Chad : Mmm you know how I love your sasuage!
Steve : Yeah especially in your bed!
Chad's Wife : Oh My God!
Chad : Get that sasuage over here!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Chad : MMMMM! I love Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : OH MY GOD! The both of you get the fuck out of my house!

Chad : I'm sorry would you like some of Steve's special sasuage too?
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!

Breakfast In Bed by SlopNChop February 5, 2018

downstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.

downstairs breakfast in bed by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017

breakfast in bed

Breakfast in bed is when one wakes up next to (or happens to come upon) a sleeping lady companion and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on her. This is a gennerally appreciated method of being woken up. The phrase makes allusions to the term "eating out" as the person performing the oral ministrations is having, euphemisticaly, their first meal of the day in bed. In this case the meal happens to be a woman's genetalia and there is still a need to eat breakfast afterward.
This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.

I had great sex with Tiffany last night, so when I woke up and saw that she was still asleep, I had breakfast in bed to thank her.

Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...

breakfast in bed by MikeD3 December 30, 2008

breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on

Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"

breakfast in bed by Mega Millions March 30, 2010

Breakfast in Bed

Eating a girl out in bed the morning, subsequent to a nights sleep next to her.

Sarah and I just woke up, we're having breakfast in bed though so I'll call you back in a bit.

You give a girl breakfast in bed and she'll be all smiles for the rest of the day!

Breakfast in Bed by M the Insomniac April 22, 2007

Breakfast in bed head 

(verb) The act of waking up and receiving breakfast in bed with a surprise, head. Normally you are getting head while you sleep and wake up to realize your wet dream is real.
(Great for birthday presents!)

You'll never guess what my mom gave me for my birthday this morning!...Breakfast in bed head!

Breakfast in bed head by Captain Kev April 4, 2009