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Uncy Brendan's 

A home made style of cigarette produced by the Uncy Brendan's company of Australia. These quality cigarrettes give a smoking experience like never before, and are made with a range of exotic ingredients including cornflakes, chilli, rice and ham. Uncy Brendan's ciggarettes were pioneered in Australia by Uncy Brendan himself (the leader of the Uncy Brendan's company).
"Hey Ben, get some Uncy Brendan's into your pussywhipped lungs"

Brendan's Girlfriend 

One who is Brendan's girlfriend is the person who is always crying because Brendan hangs out with other girls beside her. Brendan always forks hey yard and it makes her Vietnam daddy sad. When they cuddle Brendan's girlfriend feels uncomfortable because Brendan is a fat lump of shit and can't keep his boner away.
Forrest: Do you see that girl crying over there? Brendan's stripper Dad: Yea, that's prob Brendan's girlfriend.

Brendan's fantasy football team 

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"

Brandan’s dick 

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.
That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick
Brandan’s dick by John Lismore February 23, 2024

Brendan Schaub 

A former MMA fighter who co-hosts a podcast, The Fighter and the Kid. He is friends with Joe Rogan. He appeared frequently on Joe's show, which caused his popularity to skyrocket. Although his podcasts and stand-up comedy are successful, Schaub gets a ton of hate as well.

One commonly cited reason for hating Brendan is that he's a bully. Brendan has bragged about bullying his passive-aggressive college roommate and throwing him through a glass door. He's also hated for being a habitual liar. He tells stories on his podcasts that are obviously fake, and he's unaware of how obvious it is that he's lying. He lies about altercations he's had to make himself look like the good guy. Another reason for the hate is how he acts around people. He interrupts his co-host and his guests all the time and finishes their sentences. He tries to cheat on his wife, and when people expose his infidelity he threatens to sue them and destroy their careers. Brendan is super confident in his opinions even when he's dead wrong. The exception is when he's around Joe Rogan, in that case he changes all his opinions to agree with everything Joe says.

The biggest reason that Brendan gets so much hate is the way he deals with it. If he owned up to his faults every once in a while he would have way less haters than he does.
Brendan Schaub is incredibly clever. He never lets the haters get to him because they don't matter
Brendan Schaub by Random-Cat May 21, 2022

Brendan Shanahan

Great goal scorer for the New York Rangers and alternate captain. #14
Brendan Shanahan really should be the captain because he speaks English.