| 1. | Break up sex | ||
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Break up sex is when a couple, which as already agreed to break up, has one last go around. John: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: Did you at least have break up sex? John: Nope. Bob: Man, that's your right! |
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sex a couple has right before they break up. Joe: I'm sorry about the break up man. Did you guys at least have a break up sex?
Alex: Nah. I really wanted to, but I don't think she was up for it. |
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| 3. | Post Break-Up Sex | ||
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The type of sex that you have with someone else when you just broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend. Rachel decided to have post break-up sex with her close friend Dan so she could try to forget about her ex.
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| 4. | Snaking | ||
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Sexual term involving two conditions: 1. Only used for break-up sex. 2. Must never be done at your house, only at your girlfriend's or soon to be ex.
Snaking is a form of anal sex. You start out like normal by performing anal sex. You then proceed to ejaculate in her anus. Then let your penis go limp while still in her rectum. Once your penis is limp quickly pull it out and back away. This will cause her anus to convulse and she will shit all over herself and the bed. Hence why you don't do it at your house. This makes the perfect break up sex because she will be so embarrassed that she will never want to talk to you again. "Last night my girl wanted to break up, so I went to her house and I was snaking her! She hasn't called since!!"
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| 5. | Tabasco Break up | ||
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Putting Tabsco sauce all over the exterior of a condum and having sex with your girlfriend, right before you break up. Guy: "That bitch cheated on me"
Friend: " What did you do?" Guy: "I gave that bitch a tabasco break up" |
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| 6. | grenade break up | ||
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An extremely bad break up that could become violent. Shit hit's the fan like someone tossed a grenade in a crowded elevator, always involving insults, drama and screaming. After this type of break up there is never a chance of getting back together only a slight chance of future hate sex. You will always despise your ex after this. Boyfriend: "I hate you and never want to see you again you psycho whore.. were finished!!!"
Girlfriend: "I never want to see you again either douche bag, I'm getting laid tonight by another guy don't you worry!!" Boyfriend: "Been there done that... I'll be smashing two skanks by midnight, peace out!" Girlfriend: "You sucked in bed anyways and best of luck with your twizzler dick" Mutual Friend of Both: "Damn did you hear what happen to them... total grenade break up" |
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| 7. | Break up sex | ||
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Having sex with the intention of breaking up afterwards Hey Jen how was the break up sex?
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