Top Definition
A lame-ass defence commonly used by prison inmates, adolescent children and adulterous spouses.
Bubba: What if the guard finds my shank?
Clyde: Just "break shitty". Act all pissed-off and say,"Why the hell are you rummaging through my damn mattress evey time I step out for a shower!".
by Bangy November 09, 2008

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