THE MOST BADASS, INCREDIBLE, TRULY AMAZING FOOD ON THE FUCKING PLANET!! ARE YOU SAD? GO EAT BREAD! ARE YOU MAD? GO EAT BREAD! DO YOU HAVE DEPRESSION?? EAT. SOME. FUCKING. BREAD! WE ARE NOT DESERVING OF THIS TRULY INCREDIBLE DELICACY!!! I THANK GOD FOR ALL THAT I HAVE BUT MOST OF ALL BREAD!!! EATING BREAD IS LIKE A DRUG TRIP WITHOUT THE DRUGS!!! BREAD IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!
BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by who says I have a plan? July 19, 2020
by da_preach August 23, 2003
by Jackie o February 11, 2005
Andrew: You're so dogwater at Pickleball!
Nick: Well at least I get bitches, #BREAD !!!!
Andrew: *Sad*
Nick: Well at least I get bitches, #BREAD !!!!
Andrew: *Sad*
by AndyBoBandy98 October 7, 2022
A newly formed religion inspired by Jebus Crust. The Mediums have translated his holy text onto slices of bread and documented it. The religion has been passed down for generations and has now resurfaced.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I believe in breaded bread.
Person 1: Wow. I have more respect for you now.
Person 2: Yes, actually. I believe in breaded bread.
Person 1: Wow. I have more respect for you now.
by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021
by Willy DaDon May 1, 2008