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A bread sock is a tool used to aid in the consumption of bread. It can be any sock: a tube sock, an ankle sock, a windsock. First, you take the bread, roll it in the sock. Second, put the sock in the microwave to make the bread extra warm. Third, remove sock from microwave, pound the sock against a wall to mash the bread. Finally, remove the bread and enjoy!
Guy 1: eBay has some great bread socks. I might buy a few.

Guy 2: Aww man, get me one.

Guy 1: Alright!
by BreadLvr July 21, 2010