A lame excuse for a definition used on Urban Dictionary for people who talk about how they need to take a shit, or how their friends leave them while online while saying they'll be back. Here's alittle tip, fuckers, people who don't already know what the acronym stands for should be burned at the stake. It's the easiest one ever. Also, if your friends get offline by seeing they'll be back, then they are not your friends, they are just retards, and most likely, at school, if they do go to school with you and you didn't meet you in a chat room and are most likely pedifiles, then they are going to say something like "I got caught up in something else," which is just underbreath speak for, "I don't like you, don't you get it you retarded monkey
? I mean, you never gave me Respect Knuckles
once." (I love shameless plugs). Oh, to all you other morons, nobody wants to hear about how you have to take a shit.
"And lo, the Great Omega Master hath ingested that of a bean burito and is as noisy as ever. Thus, the great foe the beans have made, for they have forsaken me with the urge to feel what is coming out of thine anus. Alas, I must BRB to once again take on my greatest nemesis, the Crapier. This will take an obscenely long time." *Signs Offline*-The Omega Master
BRB means Be Right Back
I'm going to the loo i'll BRB.
An Acronym for "be right back," according to Netiquette
should be used for an absence less than or equal to ten minutes, if the allotted is above that then bbiab
should be used instead if you're not logging off, otherwise use bbl
(1:55:41 PM) randgirl323: brb.
(1:55:59 PM) randguy213: mkk
(2:05:34 PM) randguy213: so much for brb =\
(2:05:43 PM) randgirl323: oh, sorry :]
An abbreviation commonly thought to mean "Be Right Back" though it also stands for "BathRoom Break" because people often say BRB when they need to use the facilities.
Sarah: I have to pee. Brb
Alie: Kk don't take too long this time!
assholes use this phrase online to mean "goodbye"
megadeth532: OMG, did I tell you what my cat did today?!?
<5 hours later...>
bobsaget has signed off.
An abbreviation for "Be Right Back". Some people use it correctly and some use it as a substitute for leaving a conversation.
Ryan: so i saw this prosty in the street
-2 Minutes later-
Vinny: back, as you were saying?
Ryan: i farted and i could feel something warm in my pants :(
-Smithy doesn't return-
*1 hour later*
Ryan: smitheee?, you there?
Be right back soon.
A form of brb which implies a longer of period of awayness
brbs, going in the shower
brb doesn't just mean "be right back". That is a lie. When a woman tells you brb over chat (JUST brb, nothing else) that means she doesn't want to talk to you anymore. If she says something like "brb for 5 minutes my mom is having a heart attack" then MAYBE, just MAYBE, you can try to believe she genuinely has to get off the chat. Watch out for this guys, if a girl texts you this, you're probably wasting your time. The best solution to brb is to LET IT GO.
Me: So, I really had fun last night, we should totally do it again, don't you think? How does tomorrow night sound to you? ;)
Girl: (Another day with this douche bag? fuck that!!) brb
Me: Um...okay. :) (Damnit, I fucked it up again! This is the third this month!)